Dental Attention
by
Silly Mamma
Like all other authors on this forum, I remind you that these characters are not mine. They belong to Marvel. Unlike other authors on this forum, most of this dialog is not mine. It belongs to whomever wrote the X-men movie. I have merely twisted it around for fun. Enjoy.
X: "We brought you here for Dental attention"
Logan: "I don't need Dental attention"
X: "Of course..Oh Scott, Ororo, come in. Logan, let me introduce you to Scott Summers, also called Cyclops and Ororo Munroe, also called Storm. They'll be your dental hygenists today. They're the ones who saved you from Magneto."
Logan: "What's a Magneto?"
X: "A very powerful mutant. He and a colleague of his, called Sabertoothdecay, offer milk and candy to children after they've brushed their teeth in preparation for bedtime."
Logan: "Sabertoothdecay. Stawm. (click) And what do they call you? Dental Floss? This has got to be the stupidist thing I've ever heard....And Cyclops, right? You wanna get out of my way and stop shoving that mirror in my mouth?"
X: "Logan, wait! It's been nearly 15 years now since your last dental exam, hasn't it been? Living day to day without brushing, without flossing, never knowing where your periodic halitosis came from?"
Logan: "Shut up!"
X: "I can help you, Logan. I can give you a full floride treatment."
Logan: "How do you know that? How do you know about..."
(Voices appear in thin air "Floss him..." "Open further..." "Rinse..." "Logan, you're not the only one with cavities...")
Logan "Say, what is this place?"
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